A soldier and a sailor walk into the bathroom. They finish pissing and the soldier starts walking out. “In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands when we’re done.” “Yeah? Well in the Army they teach us not to piss on our hands.”
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6h057 said:
THE IMPORTANT THING IS THEY WENT IN TOGETHER
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leonstj said:
My grandfather told me this same joke. Everytime I was my hands after I piss, I think of him. And realize that he was a bit more manly than I’ll ever be.
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awesome-everyday said:
and an airforce guy unzips his pants with his mind and pees into an invisible vortex and teleports to NASA
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