Hannibal Cash Esq.

“I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.”

—Zach Galifianakis (via 24freedinners) (via malty) (via commacommachameleon)

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baitandswitch:

fat:

The Band - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

you take what you need

and you leave the rest

but you should never

have taken the very best…

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poortaste:

Iggy & the Stooges - Search and Destroy

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brianvan:

adeandabet:

furryrabbits:

ledenes:

Tina Fey on the cover of the January 2009 issue of Vanity Fair, on sale Dec. 9.

Read her entire interview here.

(thedailywhat:via.)

“I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to.”

—Albert Einstein (via martinis-in-a)

(via theresistance)

mudwerks:

ffffound:

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msbadkittie:

lowlife:

Moon Over Beersheva.

In the skies over Israel tonight, you can see the crescent moon with Jupiter nestled inside it. My camera’s broken, but this picture taken nearby in Rehoboth captures the gist. (via guyatar)

mudwerks:bebelestrange:

baconbaconbacon:

Canned Bacon

When the inevitable zombie and/or robot apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you have a few cases of these in the basement.

Available from MREdepot, via Gizmodo

fatmanatee:

Ridiculous. I love both those jerseys.

I fucked loved the outdoor game last year. Set the trajectory for the rest of the season. I think everybody should get an outdoor game, every year.

msbadkittie:

vruz:

religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich — Napoleon

—via thewayoftheworld: platypodes

bebelestrange:I thought it was jail

vruz: jail is the prison of bodies. religion is the prison of the mind.

(via carlovely)

carlovely:

(via:hoarr)

EL OH EL

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peterfeld:

Despite the deadly excess of crazed shoppers, I continue to celebrate the holiday season in all its secular, materialistic glory. My #1 hymn: Run, Rudolph, Run by Chuck Berry.

“Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down.”

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