All posts from April 10, 2008

“I’m riding my man Obama. I think he’s a visionary. Actually, Barack told me the first date he took Michelle to was Do the Right Thing. I said, “Thank God I made it. Otherwise you would have taken her to Soul Man. Michelle would have been like, ‘What’s wrong with this brother?’”

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“Gore Vidal once said that you should never pass up an opportunity to have sex or go on television, but that was before AIDS. And cable.”

—Troy Patterson over at Slate. (via payj2000) (via alexbalk)

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