Supreme Court rules that Obama must pay for healthcare reform using only winnings from Plinko on The Price is Right.
if you see Mittons Romney as anyone but that slick asshole who shut down your father/uncle/grandfather’s plant you’re fucking blind.
I wouldn't call myself a pagan.
I just have a personal relationship with Odin.
I am sorry that Chris Christie and Jeffrey Goldberg cannot get Bruce to say boo...– 45rpm @ jukeboxgraduate.com: in which I rant about the abundance of “Rich White Dudes Go To See Springsteen!” posts I hope Chris Christie gets harpooned by a Connecticut Whaler this summer at the Shore.
first two batches were meh, coffee rum is pretty good but strong/caffeinated and I haven’t found the right juice to pair it with, but the third time was the charm. the key this time: dried fruit. I got a tropical fruit dealie from the Gine Iggle (mango/kiwi/pineapple) and a fifth of Ronrico. It is delicious with just a couple ice cubes and some seltzer.
Billy Ocean is playing a free concert at the Rivers Casino on August 4th. I am hereby predicting a baby boom in the city of Pittsburgh in May of next year.
I was singing along to “Caribbean Queen” in the car this morning when I realized my Billy Ocean voice sounds a lot more like Michael McDonald. Then I ruined the Doobie Brothers.