September 2011
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neswasfunohbtwthisisphil replied to your post: Even as a dipshit high-schooler I understood that getting into a shit ton of debt for the nebulous value of a college education was a bum deal. So I joined the fuckin’ Army to pay for it.
I didn’t go into debt for an education. I went into debt to go do hoodrat shit with other overpriveleged white kids for 4 years before joining a niche...
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still haven’t graduated, either.
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artyucko replied to your post: Even as a dipshit high-schooler I understood that getting into a shit ton of debt for the nebulous value of a college education was a bum deal. So I joined the fuckin’ Army to pay for it.
Even as a dipshit high-schooler I understood that...
I am the 1% of our country who’ve served in the current conflicts.
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on a related note →
dasmotorbike:
on an unrelated note, muppet, there’s a difference between “trolling” and “being a prick.” one involves actual humor, but, again, not sure which. maybe cole’s book will help?
HERPA DERP DERP I DON’T KNOW NUFFIN BOUT NUFFIN. BETTER ASK THAT DUD THAT WORKS WITH PEOPLE IN THE INDUSTRY, I MEAN PEOPLE IN THE FIELD, BECAUSE THOSE THINGS DON’T MEAN THE SAME THING.
and another thing: One of them is a dude with Farrah Fawcett hair. And he’s making fun of my beard now. A dude with Farrah hair is picking on my beard. Glass houses, rocks, etc.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
WASHINGTON LOBBYISTS ARE TELLING ME I’M GONNA FUCK THE WHOLE WORLD BY TRYING TO DEFEND MY CORNER OF IT.
Put a gas well in your own yard, fucko.
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Dear Everyone:
dasmotorbike:
muppetpants:
Shut up about fracking, you don’t understand drilling. Watching Gasland, a piece of propaganda masked as truth, doesn’t make you an expert.
Love,
MuppetPants Very Important Blogger
oh PHEW!
thanks for reminding me, Muppet! I almost forgot. sometimes I forget what things I know about and what things I dont. its good to have a muppet around to remind me...
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MY TEAM HAS NOT MADE THE POST-SEASON SINCE I WAS...
I don’t wanna hear any more motherfuckin’ complaints from Sawx fans.
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Is it a long season? Yes it’s a long season. In September, you have to let it...
– Alfredo Aceves (via mightyflynn)
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i love it when other people hate cops as much as i...
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While Ron Mexico is out
do I go with Andy Dalton or Sam Bradford?
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food baby on the way
I made my KFC-ripoff bowls tonight.
loaded mashed taters (bacon, cheese, chives, etc.)
corn
popcorn chicken
taco cheese
country gravy
so fat.
Troy Davis Executed, While CEO Responsible for... →
Last year on April 5, 29 miners died in a methane explosion caused by poor ventilation at the Upper Big Branch Mine in Raleigh County, W.Va. A report by the Mine Safety and Health Administration ruled that the event that caused the explosion could have easily been prevented by Massey Energy, which was well aware of a long history of safety problems in the mine. In the year leading up to the...
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Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to...
– Gandalf (via bringtheruckuss)
The Dark Legacy of Reaganomics →
It may be political heresy to say so, but a strong case could be made that the greatest American “job creator” over the past 80 years has been the federal government – or put differently, the government built the framework that private companies then used to create profits and jobs.
This heretical view also would hold that it was Ronald Reagan’s deviation from this formula for success some 30...
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awkward emails with your father's wife
My old man had some rather serious surgery on a blood-vessel-tumor-thing in his spine last week, and he’s in a rehab facility now. He’s doing fine, should recover everything. This isn’t about him.
It’s about his wife. I hate the term ‘stepmother’ in general. It sounds weird. Not to mention the fact that they married after I’d reached adulthood, so she...
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