great, another book series for children is getting made into a movie that adults are going to give way too much of a shit about. NO, I DO NOT WATCH WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE, I’M AN ADULT.
one of the things I like about dubstep is that it’s the first kind of music to get any mainstream attention that pisses off my generation like hip hop did to my parents and rock and roll did to theirs. You don’t like it? You don’t get it? Good. Now shut the fuck up while I thump to this bass.
high tech hillbilly
I keep a red bandanna on me to wipe fingerprints off of my iPad.
the War on Christmas
the right-wing piss me off a lot, but ‘tis the season for jerking my chain even harder. Christmas was a war. A war where the Popes and priests stole every pagan ceremony they could and slapped any old saint on it. Why would Scandinavians worship a Sicilian martyr? Because the ceremony was stolen from the pagans. And if the Christians believe their legends as they are written why do they...
I keep bags of beef jerky in my truck
for snack emergencies
coreyburke: onefootinthegrave: I haven’t seen a show take its narrative down the toilet like this since the writer’s strike. I’m done with this shit. Thanks for making me feel like I’ve wasted my time. I had really high expectations for this week’s episode, since last week’s had been so good. There was no reason to kill Jimmy off like that. Now I’m left with characters I don’t give a shit...
I haven’t seen a show take its narrative down the toilet like this since the writer’s strike. I’m done with this shit. Thanks for making me feel like I’ve wasted my time.
soundtracks with industrial covers of ’70s cock rock anthems? the ’90s are back, baby! Sorry Trent, Sorry Karen. I would apologize to you, Atticus, if I had any idea who you were. Aren’t you like a civil rights lawyer or something? Anyway, I don’t even like Led Zeppelin, but fuckin’ Immigrant Song stands on its own. man, I am crotchety this morning.
when did I get old?
can’t stay up past midnight, can’t sleep past seven thirty.
get depressed quit exercising lose what you gained realize your back problems will soon return set date to start again fuck up back adjusting your jacket in the car the day before said date fail