Tebow says more dumb things. →
he must never have sharpened a blade in his life. you use a whetstone, not iron. And a man sharpens himself with knowledge and physical discipline. Maybe if he read a book that wasn’t the Bible, he’d know these things.
the gold notebook: thecranium: Chivalry is the act... →
golden-notebook: thecranium: Chivalry is the act of treating women nicely because they are precious to us. Starts off about Game of Thrones but two seconds in it’s about door-holding. Same as it ever was. Such bullshit. If men wanted to really treat women nicely then they would respect women’s… I wonder how these ‘chivalrous’ dudes would respond to my request for...
animalsbeingdicks: Gobble-gobble, motherf*cker.
To me, it’s a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk...– Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts (via deforest)
wherewereyouwhensidslid replied to your post: favorite 1. steeler, 2. pirate, 3. penguin, 4. pitt panther of all time? All Panthers suck, always and forever. Although I wish Fitzgerald would’ve come back for one last go vs. WVU. LET’S GO MOUNTAINEERS!! ;D my prediction for tomorrow? 13-9
creeperstatus asked: Firebird or El Camino?
too lazy to put on a shoe + too lazy to take the shoe off of your prosthesis = walking around on one tippy-toe
hiplove asked: favorite 1. steeler, 2. pirate, 3. penguin, 4. pitt panther of all time?
you know what to do →
my favorite Mike Langeisms
Hop in the Cordova, baby. We’re going bowling. Get in the fast lane, Grandma, the Bingo game is ready to roll. Smilin’ like a butcher’s dog.
don’t continue the flame war. it doesn’t matter that he’s some teenage Eurotrash shithead who doesn’t know neck shine from shinola. he won’t learn anything. he’ll just launch into a three paragraph explanation of why he’s not an arrogant sack of dog shit and that will just piss you off more than his last reply. leave it alone.
nailedshut: if it weren’t for the retarded use of “pig” i would concur. what a way to call out a disabled person for using language you deem offensive, bro. Get fucked. I’ll call them pigs all day. Police have all the power and prestige in the world, unlike the mentally/physically handicapped.
Tear Gas v. Pepper Spray
I’m gonna go ahead and assume there are some pigs/pig supporters out there who are taking the position that pepper spray is not a chemical agent and that it is not as bad as tear gas. It’s worse. If you get out of the tear gas environment you’ll be coughing and crying for a few minutes while your body tries to get the toxins out of your mouth and eye holes. But after a few...