February 2011
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January 2011
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BREAKING NEWS: Republican hack stoolie sides with...
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superdoofus-stratodrive asked: This will be a three part question.
Can you describe your favorite toilet paper?
Which apple is tastiest and why?
Freightliner, Peterbilt, or International trucks?

Bonus question: Sweet or savory crepes? Why and with what filling?
Jan 30th
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I'm bored at my mother's house and kinda drunk. →
COME AT ME BRO
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WONDERMENT
my ugly visage has yet again caused townsfollowers to flee in terror.
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“How many churches on the recent Sanctity of Human Life Sunday mentioned the...”
– Laurence M. Vance (via azspot)
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Roger Ebert reviews the animated film "My Dog... →
featuring Werner Herzog as the voice of Roger Ebert. if I ever lose my voice I would like to have it replaced by Werner Herzog’s as well.
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Listenmilessmiles: Tom Waits—“God’s Away on Business” ...
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Why No One Remembers The Mark Sanchez Rape Case... →
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6h057: “If pizza becomes outlawed, then I’m going to be a criminal with an oven.” — paultron if pizza is outlawed, only outlaws will have pizza.
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Listennostrich: MF Doom - “Hoe Cakes”
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Shithead opens mouth, shit flows forth. →
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“There was a big argument between annoying people online last week when a dude...”
– Ted Thompson Owes Skippy Bayless A Cockpunch
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Heavy metal saves Norwegian boy from wolves →
I bet it wasn’t anything off of Risk. Probably Rust in Peace/Polaris.
Jan 20th
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this fucking blog
ever since I posted about the Mexican Coke at my Giant Eagle they’ve been running out all the time.  I’m drinking Mexican Fanta now.
Jan 20th
“42) Haley Barbour Charges: Looks like William Shatner if William Shatner ate a...”
– The 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010 | The Beast
Jan 20th
Dear GE
artyucko: dasmotorbike: Dear GE, Go fuck yourself. Goddamn Ronald Reagan centennial? No. Thats dumb. Fuck off. No more deifying that hack. My toaster sucks and I want an electric car, you don’t have any time to waste on this bullshit. Fucking jokers. Fuck along now, Das  -everything this gutt just said- say it THRICE
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“I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not...”
– Richard Dawkins (via bringtheruckuss)
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