August 2010
Learn that dreams about bacon are evil with this... →
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What was that, Glenn?
jeffcagle:
“And you know, our founders, if you read their speeches and their documents and their letters to each other, when they founded our country, they all said it would happen if the people turned to God.
“So let’s take them as people who knew what they were talking about. What do you say we give the whole ‘let’s turn back to God’ thing a try and see what happens?” - Glenn...
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“Listen, I don’t wanna say mean things about Joe Paterno. He’s a...”
– The 2010 Hater’s Guide To The Top 25
The Pittsburgh Pirates are not trying to win →
thegreg:
complicatedshoes:
PITTSBURGH — Don’t feel too sorry for the cellar-dwelling Pittsburgh Pirates. Losing has been profitable.
The Pirates made nearly $29.4 million in 2007 and 2008, according to team financial documents, years that were part of a streak of futility that has now reached 18 straight losing seasons. The team’s ownership also paid its partners $20.4 million in 2008.
The...
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I have just emerged from an 18 hour hibernation.
Vicodin makes me sleepy. I woke up two different times just to take another one and go back to bed. I am ready for my jaw to stop hurting now. I’m starting to get paranoid that something is wrong.
TODAY'S PLAN: Vicodin and Ice Packs
Someone needs to write a country tune called “Vicodin and Ice Packs”
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summerofmegadeth:abloodymess:cargohoo:
Motörhead...
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Fuck You, Wisdom Teeth
You’ll be out of my head tomorrow. They never really bothered me, but the right side bottom one has been killing me for two days. It’s like the little bastard knows he’s on his way out, so he has to inflict as much punishment as possible before he goes.
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1 slot remains open →
League ID: 144864
Password: tumblr
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gifparty:
I’ve been waiting for this .gif since last night’s episode ended.
2 spots left! →
League ID: 144864
Password: tumblr
NFL.com Fantasy Football: Take 2
danielholter:
afghanibanani:
onefootinthegrave:
League ID: 144864
password: tumblr
I am gonna feel like a big smelly loser if nobody signs up.
COME on, people, let’s play!
I’m in.
Haven’t done a live draft online before… what do I need to know? Do I need to block out the whole afternoon next Sunday?!
the draft day and time is flexible. Once we had the last 5 owners on board I was...
NFL.com Fantasy Football: Take 2
League ID: 144864
password: tumblr
I am gonna feel like a big smelly loser if nobody signs up.
NFL.com Fantasy Football
afghanibanani:
It’s telling me I don’t have permish to view that page. Am I too late already?
you gotta have an NFL.com profile. It’s still wide open.
NFL.com Fantasy Football
League: Tumblr
Password: tumblr
first 9 in
I know it's only the preseason...
but, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOUCHDOWN STEELERS
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My sandwich, let me tell you about it.
Dutch wheat bread, two slices of Pepper Jack, Dietz & Watson Cajun Turkey, Ham, Horseradish Mustard.
it’s so delicious I had to blog about it.
Glossary Of "Carny" Slang →
readmorewikipedia:
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“Sounds like big trouble. You’re going to need plenty of legal advice before this...”
– Dr. Gonzo (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) (via lizscarf) (via fuckyeahhst) (via peterwknox)
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Bad Religion - We’re Only Gonna Die
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TL;DR, Fuck Ronnie Reagan →
