July 2010
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Here’s what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. It...
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brooklynmutt:
Jon Stewart Mocks Media Outrage Over Obama on The View
- Gawker.TV
apsies brooklynmutt
“Take it easy there, Bader Goldberg”
I’m going on knowledge I gained from Star Trek, but I’m pretty sure this is Jon Stewart’s evil twin.
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The Tea Party is Perverted and Irrelevant --... →
gifparty:
TODAY IN SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF
the stupid iPhone commercial where the guy’s wife tells him she’s pregnant. That shit had to happen over the phone? I don’t care if there’s video, that shit can be handled face-to-face. I want to know the story behind it. He better fucking be in Japan for a long time or something. If he’s in fucking Tucson for the next three days at a dumbass convention, you...
Legendary PA Announcer John Barbero Passes Away →
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TODAY'S PLANS:
Rock down to Electric Avenue.
Take it higher.
He Was a Crook - by Hunter S. Thompson →
thethirdshift:
Stumbled upon Thompson’s obit of Richard Nixon. Still a stone classic of articulate venom.
I maintain the pardoning of Nixon was the moment American governance was allowed to collapse because it established for all that certain classes were truly above the law.
always worth another look.
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Hiroo Onoda →
readmorewikipedia:
Second Lieutenant Hiroo Onoda is a former Japanese army intelligence officer who fought in World War II, and did not surrender until 1974, having spent almost thirty years holding out in the Philippines.
On 20 February 1974, Onoda met a Japanese college dropout, Norio Suzuki, who was traveling the world and was looking for “Lieutenant Onoda, a panda, and the Abominable...
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skeetonmischa:
“Shut ‘Em Down”...
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I have eaten nothing but toast and Nutella all...
time for more toast and Nutella.
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6h057:
Ice Cube - Bop Gun
Summer of ‘94
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Naked man hospitalized after drinking game leads... →
notthatkindagay:
(via notfromtheonion)
I don’t even…
it wasn’t me, you guys.
College: Big Investment, Paltry Return →
johncarney:
Unless you get into the very best ranked school, skip college. It’s a waste of money and time.
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Can we ask Paul the fucking Octopus how to plug...
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