It’s not that hard, okay? This fucking Kanye thing has made everyone treat...– The Hater’s Guide To Taylor Swift
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Pomplamoose is to people who listen to music as the Bang Bus is to fathers who...– Rent is Too Damn Twee (via summerofmegadeth)
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There’s an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to...– —Actor/comedian Leslie Nielsen, who died today at 84 (via goodreasonnews)
The real story, though, isn’t that Palin said “North” instead of “South.” Let’s...– Mitchell Bard: Why Sarah Palin’s North Korea Flub Matters (via apsies)
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The only absolute knowledge obtainable by man is that life is meaningless.– Tolstoy. (via supersonicelectronic)
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Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball: one-on-one with as little...– Lt. Frank Drebin, Naked Gun 33 1/3 (via notthatkindagay)
cowboy-killr asked: If I finished building my time machine would you or would not go back and become Undertaker's manager, Paul Bearer?
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Yes, I have a dream… I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to...– Stanley (The Office)
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afghanibanani: This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I’d gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of cookies. I went and sat at a table. I want you to picture the scene. It’s very...
evangotlib: ““I hunger for quality news. I’m tired of the right and the left. There’s a little bug inside of me which wants to get the FCC to say to Fox and to MSNBC, ‘Out! Off! End! Goodbye!’”” — Senator Jay Rockefeller, D-WV (via mediaite) I both agree with, and hate, this statement. I long for quality news as well, but I am sick and tired of the false equivalency between Fox Noise and...
I’ve seen on any number of message boards retard fans who had this to say...– Michael Vick Will Bring Out The Smug Asshole In America Drew blows it up from the first sentence.
lost a follower for that last one. GOOD. Any other Jewish Zombie Wizard adherents can follow them.
afghanibanani: The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma. ~ Abraham Lincoln A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment...