April 2009
Convenient Patriotism →
(via soupsoup)
March 2009
"You're Fired! Obama Fires GM's CEO" →
martinis-in-a:
Since the fuck when has a president held the power to fire (request to step down)? Jesus Christ. Only the board of directors holds the power to fire the CEO, but now Obama does too?
That’s some scary, undemocratic shit.
scarier than Ronnie Reagan blowing up the entire Air Traffic Controllers Union?
not at fucking all.
So
I finally got over myself and climbed onto a scale today. I know I’m a disgusting fatbody but I didn’t know exactly where I was. I’m probably 30lbs north of where I want to be. The goal is to get myself back in fighting condition. Ugh.
Dear Lifetime and Nora Roberts
High Noon is already a movie with Gary Cooper. He did not take off anyone’s pants. There were no SWAT Teams. Please stop raping his corpse.
evanwalsh:
“Happiness Is A Warm Gun” by The...
rooting for Tiger Woods
is like rooting for The Yankees/Lakers/Patriots/Red Wings if you’re not from their geographic region.
GO GOLIATH, DAVID’S A PUSSY!
Looking back to see who said what during the... →
(via cajunboy)
WHO WAS PHONE?
bikerfish:
tesslynch:walpaper:
Let Me Ride Dr....
I really fucking hate that Starburst commercial with the alpaca and the moron feeding each other candies. I can’t stand watching people chew. I wanna punch that guy in the face then feed him to his llama.
Vandals - Change My Pants (I Don’t Wanna)
“America’s criminal justice system has deteriorated to the point that it is a...”
– Senator Jim Webb (via azspot) (via poortaste)
is it too early for calls of Webb 2016?
Roller-coaster Database →
poortaste:
hobart:
amandalynferri:
It is only the first nice day of the year and I am already trying to plan my roller-coasting schedule. Does anyone have any roller-coaster recommendations in between San Francisco and Vancouver?
its nowhere near that, but if youve never been to Cedar Point, and you love roller coasters, you are missing out.
Cedar Point Park is by far the BEST AMUSEMENT...
“The New Cold War is a battle between economic democracy and economic feudalism....”
– Umair Haque (via azspot) (via msbadkittie)
mudwerks:
woopwoop:
Traffic “The Low Spark of...
Proust Moment
any time I smell something that gives me an immediate memory response I call it a Proust Moment.
Just now it was Purell Hand Sanitizer that brought me back to chow time at my guard post in Italy. weird.
I made a bunch of Courage Wolves last night
while I was drunk. Tumblr was down so I couldn’t post them. Be aware. The pack could descend on you at any time.
And Now A Story About Heroes, Presented Here In... →
nedhepburn:
Bob Dylan “Don’t Think Twice, It’s...
“I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it’s...”
– The Mike Tyson Wikiquote page is full of gems. (via bg5000) (via kayfabe) 