February 2009
January 2009
I hate Destro and The Baroness
cobracommander:
I had some Mexican for lunch. Had a bit of a date with Destro and The Baroness. Actually they had the date and I just tagged along, because my other friends went for lunch without me again. Those two get along so well. It’s probably because they’re both so into themselves it’s disgusting. I don’t know if it was their conversation, the fact that I had just been engaged in vicious...
gifparty:
Sorry
about storming drunkenly through your dashboards last night. This is why tumblr can’t have nice things.
love may have died
love may be cold but
with you forever I’ll stay
we’re going out where the sand
turns into gold
put on your stockings babe
cause the night’s getting cold.
put your makeup on
fix your hair up pretty
meet me tonight
in Atlantic City.
I got the kinda debts
no honest man can pay
tell me baby
can you ask for anything more?
but I can make you smile
when the blood it hits the floor
you've seen me
always leaving with less that I had before.
I'll be your Huckleberry
goodnight
THIS CRAP IS WORTHLESS
BUT I COULD GIVE A GOOD SHIT LESS
I'M NOT TOO DRUNK. I HAVE TWO GUNS. ONE FOR EACH...
there is no part of my intellectualism that...
they hate me.
YOU FUCKING GODLESS SOCIALISTS
and lo, I behold a pale horse, whose rider’s name was Death. Hell followed with Him.
well I was drunk
the day my mom
got out of prison
and I went
to pick her up
in the rain
but before I could get to the station
in my pickup truck
she got run over by a damned old train.
God said to Abraham: kill me a son
where you want thing killing done?
God said out on Highway 61.
last week
fucked around and got a triple-double
no barking from the dog
and mama cooked the breakfast with no hog
sometimes I feel
sometimes I feel
Like I been tied
to the whipping post
tied to the whipping post
o lord I feel like I’m dying.
there was music in the cafes at night
and revolution in the air
and you don't have to call me Merle Haggard...
even though I’m on your fighting side
I FUCKING HATE HICCUPS
THEY ARE THE ONLY THING STANDING BETWEEN ME AND DRUNKENESS.
MOTHERFUCKINGGODDAMNEDSONOFABITCHINGCOCKSUCKINGMOTHERFUCKER.
fuck if I don't hate how emotional I get when I...
once upon a fucked up time, me and my best mates went a-drinking across the-boot-that-is-Italy. We’d spend the daylight hours drinking beers with the street-enterpreneurs and the nights singing Irish drinking songs to the tourists.
not a fucking one of them ever picked us as Yanks, but shit if I don’t miss it.
whack for my daddyo
whack for my daddyo
there’s whiskey in the...
I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’,...
– Mitch Hedberg (via affremblequotes)