October 2008
“McCain Loves Bailouts, He Bailed Out On Me!”
– David Letterman (via suitep)
ZING. It’s funny because he Just Won’t Let It Go…
(via johnbrissenden)
this would be funnier if the quote came from his first wife.
HEY-YO! thanks folks, I’ll be here all weekend, try the veal.
September 2008
OMFG
Japanese cinema of the 1950s makes me want to die. It’s not even about fucking samurai. THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT ECONOMISTS - SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME.
baitandswitch:
does anyone else think that putin and john waters look quite a bit alike? does anyone else wish that john waters was sarah pailin’s neighbor instead?
that sounds like a premise for a sitcom. She moves out of Alaska to go to Washington DC, but she gets lost and ends up in Baltimore, but it doesn’t matter, because they lost the election. They move into a hip apartment...
Thoughts on 'True Blood'
Cops wetting their pants - WIN
John McCain Curses at Debate! [McRage] →
Hockey Fans Mourn Reggie Dunlop →
Paul Newman Dead at 83
frangry:
Paul Newman, the legendary actor whose steely blue eyes, good-humored charm and advocacy of worthy causes made him one of the most renowned figures in American arts, has died of cancer at his home in Westport, Connecticut. He was 83. (via CNN)
great actor, better human being…
“Newman’s first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you’re upside down.”
– Paul Newman Quotes (via bluechameleon)
You say "Putin," but I hear "Pootin'."
esandberg:
(via tylercoates)
Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison Screening
frangry:
Among American music’s most influential recording artists of all-time, Johnny Cash garnered much attention for his controversial lifestyle and strong support of various groups including prisoners and Native Americans. Among Cash’s most popular works, the live album Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison took place in the prison’s cafeteria amidst a packed house of inmates. In an upcoming...
“I was convinced an Obama/McCain campaign would be measurably different on almost...”
– Stewart & Colbert (via danw) (via asprettyasasong) (via mikehudack) (via soupsoup)
“BREAKING! Missing senior found, sent back to his campaign in Mississippi…”
– 236.com - News (via theoriginaljoefisher) (via peterwknox)
The 86 Rules of Boozing →
commacommachameleon:
malty:
borntobemad:
stalk:
bmiller:
henryeatspeople:
Favorite:
56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.
21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are
i don’t know about that one… OK i DO know & this one is FALSE.
My favorite: “33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.”
so true. and in regards to #21,...
superdoofus-stratodrive:
neil young
cowgirl in...
“Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who has made a crackdown on gift-giving to state...”
– Palin Accepted $25,000 in Gifts, Alaska Records Show - washingtonpost.com (via capitalize)
“So, because there’s a financial crisis, Senator McCain cannot take 90 minutes to...”
– Jon Soltz: Our Troops Don’t Get a Time-Out for the Financial Crisis (via capitalize)
To the people who complain about how Tumblogs talk...
soupsoup:
thewordunheard:
unfollow me.
“Jay, I’m a feminist. but I’m sorry, that woman’s crazy. That’s a crazy, scary...”
– Wanda Sykes (via julyshewillfly) (via commacommachameleon)
HEROES IN OUR MIDST: JAMES WILLIAM “JIM” ADAMS →
