I almost want to register to comment on io9.com so I can be irate with all the stupid Star Trek fanboys who think that Q could beat The Joker. I mean, seriously, did Jean-Luc Picard ever try stabbing the motherfucker? I think it would work. The Joker would jam a goddamned pencil up his nose or something, you know, the things that Starfleet isn’t morally allowed to do. this makes me...
Grateful Dead Back Together for Obama →
please please please do this in Pittsburgh. fuck it, I might just drive to Philthadelphia for this.
topherchris: McCain’s choice of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running-mate has won over every male Republican who feels the need to speak on behalf of female Hillary Clinton supporters.
Roger Ebert pwns Jay Mariotti →
Round 1, Ding!
yourdp: Obama is the Muhammad Ali of verbal boxing. why do you think The Champ endorsed him? greatness knows greatness
People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our...– Bill Clinton, in tonight’s DNC speech. (via soupsoup)
I read my schedule wrong. My class doesn’t go til 8:50 it goes to 9:50. I am going to fucking die.
my screenwriting professor wrote snakes on a plane
should I be worried?
Someone sitting near me in my last class took a fucking bath in CK one and now I have a headache.
Watching Citizen Kane
In Film Analysis on the first day. Cliche much?
Is there anyone out there...
antikris: No Blakeley, no there isnt. blakeley: who actually likes the new tumblr design?
no more old tumblr I guess…
The Pensblog: The Wayne Gretzky Sucks Photoshop... →
only 38 days til the start of hockey season. gotta get tough, or make dick jokes, whatev
jesus fuck it is hot in this classroom
I know the building was built in 1450 or whatthefuckever (ed. 1926) , but seriously, would some goddamned A.C. kill someone?
Dexter Filkins' War Story [Snark Break] →
Fox News Attempts Early Convention Sabotage →
CNN said something about “a network” setting off the sprinklers on whatever the morning show is, and I said to Emily ,”I bet it was Fox”
Vietnam vets stirring up a McCain mutiny →
funny how no one wants to hear from this guy now, but 4 years ago he was all over the teevee.
Experts Say Oil Wars Will Hit in 2-5 Years... →
If Obama Loses. - By Jacob Weisberg →
I think Tim Gunn in drag would look like Helen Mirren.
The Associated Press: Toby Keith praises Obama →
Pa. GOP wants Libertarian off presidential ballot →
this is crap…
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as...– H. L. Mencken (via affremblequotes)
glowsun: I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
glowsun: and got mauled
glowsun: and people were talking about how there should have been better defenses put up to prevent people getting into the cage
glowsun: a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
glowsun: for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in