they're coming to get you, Barbara...
dead set episode one
holy shit. you fockin’ Brits are lucky to have teevee that freaking awesome. if you like zombies and you aren’t watching this, you’re doing it wrong.
Man Bowls Perfect Game, Immediately Dies →
The REAL Barack Obama
hilker: sds: I agree that I know enough about Barack Obama. Which is why I’m voting against him. really? you think the guy who surrounded himself with the best and brightest during the longest goddamned election ever is going to suddenly start relying on people who are incompetent once elected? so let’s all vote for the guy who made the most crony, most base-masturbating choice at...
what the fuck is going on here?
I was planning on dressing up as a Depression-style superhero/villain, you know, fedora, black mask, and a suit and tie. The problem is I can’t find any toy pistols. I don’t care if it’s orange or some other safety shit “for the children” I would just spray-paint it black, but I can’t find goddamned anything. Do we not let our children play cops n’...
'Attack of the Show' Host, Olivia Munn Gargles... →
all I want to do is watch that video of the dude getting brained with the Goose bottle from the riot last night, but the bastards took it down. my solution: a re-enactment featuring Charlie from Sunny in Philly. That was actually my first thought when I saw it this morning “wow, that’s something so stupid only Charlie would think it was a good idea” I bet that guy turned to...
Samuel L. Jackson To Star In Remake Of 'The Last... →
Interior Design That Looks Like an Alien Nest is... →
Then again, not everyone agrees...
coworker Dan: Those soybacon eaters are blasphemers! They rejected the One True Bacon and in turn, to gratify their own selfish desires, create these false images of bacon! Polluting the mind, will and stomachs of the innocent!
Halloween: Gonzo Journalist
walpaper: E’s “How To Dress like Hunter S. Thompson” Guide: From top to bottom: Bucket Hat Aviators Cigarette in Cigarette Holder Beach Shirt Shorts Socks pulled up Sneaks “50% outfit, 50% character. For the lay person to know who you’re ‘sposed to be, you gotta sell it - Lots of fun getting hammered and acting/talking like HST. I highly recommend it.” I’ll update with pictures if he...
it only took you 9283 days, 21 hours and 56 minutes. now you’re only 3 World Series and 5 Super Bowls behind us.
Was America ready for a black baseball player in the 40s? No, but Jackie...– Chris Rock speaking on the reluctance of some whites to vote for Obama. (via cajunboy)
nickmcglynn:peterfeld: “The Great Pumpkin Waltz”...
johnbrissenden:bunnynico:homeofthevain: David Lynch, Premonitions Following An Evil Deed On December 28th, 1895, Louis and Auguste Lumière presented the very first motion picture exhibition. On this historic evening the Lumière brothers would display ten of their single reel films to a paying audience; the most famous of these short films would be “L’ Arrivée d’un train à la Ciotat” which simply...
Bob Barr On Two-Party System: "Waaah! Waaah!" →
special drunken comment
kinda like Olbermann, but less well spoken and soaked in bourbon. To all who would call Obama and his supporters un-American: Fuck you. Seriously.
This is the loudest I’ve heard the Mellon. Louder than Pantera. Louder than playoffs.
Despite what my opponents tell you there is no real and fake America. We are all...– Our next President, Barack Obama. Just now.
That includes 99.9% of plumbers– Obama on who’ll get tax cuts.
There is beer in this building. No one is selling it.
No need to boo. Just vote.– Barack, just now about McCain
If this were a Pens game, it would be a standing room only sellout.
Apparently, We Are Capable.
Dan Rooney just gave him a Steeler jersey with “Obama 08” on it.
Liveblogging Barry @ the Mellon
Stealing WiFi from the pressbox.