Thinking Ron Paul is a genius because he’s anti-war and anti-drug laws is like thinking a Big Mac is good for you because it has lettuce and a pickle.Why Atheist Libertarians Are Part of America’s 1 Percent Problem (via azspot)
Waiting for the car to get inspected and watching Miami Vice on Netflix. Living. The. Dream.
83rd Annual Boots Reunion.
dat Rude Boy has put some meat on in the past two weeks. I needed to fit him with this pretty purple harness to get him under control.
stop your messing around, better think of your future
"Why do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you? He said HEY ZEUS, you know, as in the king of the gods, don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus."
gimme the lute, gimme the lute
They’ve named this guy Riddick but I call him Thunderbite.